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A place for pizza wisdom, baking secrets, Chicago food culture, and the occasional ridiculous story from the world of deep dish. Around here we talk sauce, crust, tradition, and the kind of pizza that’s meant to be eaten with a fork and knife.
From time to time you’ll also find humor, commentary, and a few satirical observations about modern life. After all, good pizza and good laughs tend to go together.
Pull up a chair (or a cast-iron pan). Things are about to get delicious.
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