No rental property kitchen is complete without a pasta arm!

Imagine if a landlord decided the key to a “luxury rental” wasn’t new appliances, functional plumbing, or even a decent location… but a motorized pasta arm. Yes, the kind that twirls spaghetti for you while you pretend you’re living in a fancy Italian villa.

If someone does this, you have to wonder: is it really about improving the property—or is it about looking rich when the reality may be the total opposite?

Let's be clear: Tenants aren’t dreaming of artisanal fettuccine automation; they’re dreaming of heat that works, a functioning fridge, and a landlord who doesn’t make their life harder with awkwardness.

And sure, that pasta arm might make for a fun Instagram shot. But if it jams mid-linguini night, suddenly it’s not a luxury—it’s a very expensive reminder that some “upgrades” are just flexes in disguise.

In short: if your idea of a rental property upgrade is a revolving noodle contraption, maybe the real investment should be in common sense… and perhaps a reality check.