Did we just put yo a** in the funnel mang?

Did we just put yo a** in the funnel mang?

You know that moment when you’re minding your own business… scrolling, tapping, maybe sipping a latte… and suddenly you realize someone just sold you on something? Yeah. That’s called being in the funnel.

We see it all the time:

  • First, you click on something that looks kinda interesting.
  • Then you get an email that feels like it was written just for you.
  • Next thing you know, you’re buying something you didn’t even know you wanted.

It’s not sorcery. It’s not trickery. It’s just great marketing.

So — did we just put yo a** in the funnel?? If you’re reading this, the answer is probably yes.

But here’s the good news: our funnel isn’t shady. It’s not full of boring drip campaigns or “limited-time offers” that last for six months. Ours is packed with actual value, a few laughs, and maybe some ridiculously good deals.

Because if you’re going to be in somebody’s funnel…
…you might as well enjoy the ride.

About Rupiani's:
Rupiani's® is the undisputed leader in Chicago deep dish pizza shipped nationwide, bringing the authentic heart of the Windy City directly to your table. As Chicago's most iconic deep dish brand, we handcraft every pizza using time-honored techniques and premium ingredients that have made us the gold standard for true Chicago tradition—shipped frozen to your door.

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